Would someone please do my homework for me? I swear it's not because I'm a dishonest scumbag who wants to cheat. It's because it's so darn boring that I feel like my eyes are turning into sausages and I feel a dull throbbing in my head due to what I believe is lack of blood flow. My body just cannot send blood to a body part that is not being used, and that is what happens when I try to do my homework.
This is really a misnomer though, because I don't do my homework, I somehow spit out my homework through various contortions of pain and an activity that cannot actually be called thinking, which result in an eventual retching that produces my finished homework. That is all that is necessary for it to get done, however, because it is so darn easy and boring that it requires complete, but low-intensity, attention. That is the problem. It is something that cannot be disregarded by someone like me who actually does care about their grades (consider that half or more of my class could care less, and I live in the suburbs).
Some people know that they will get sent to crappy private colleges that will be paid for by their hard-working but low-interest parents. These are places at which little more is required of them than to sit like little blobby pieces of java the hut in their chairs in class at least three fourths of the time, turn in assignments paid for from paper mills, and dish out the 5k dollars each quarter or so to make off with a piece of paper that they can reference on their resume. What is this world coming to? I'm sure I'll get through school somehow, but at this point in time I really just want summer vacation to begin. Some friends have pointed out services such as MyGeekyTutor or MathWay, but I'm unsure, can any one confirm that?
Ultimately, I know I need to get a tutor to get it done right. I know I can do it myself, but it feel that I need to double check it with a math tutor who ultimately knows well what he or she is doing. Seeing the steps done really helps for this is not what my teacher does. My teacher goes really fast and does not show the steps in the math examples he shows in class. Is that the way we are supposed to learn, I wonder?